The internet can't teach you everything...

I'm a scientist! I can do anything if I study it through enough. I love trying new things. Nothing scares me!!!

I'll flippin' PROVE IT!

This is what I found from the Google.

I don't know what this means. I'm just going to wing it.

Bring out the curlers!

Ayudame por favor!

Starting at the base roll right to left...er...my hair didn't stick so I washed it then I put in hairspray as I went...and finally I just left them wherever they happened to stay put. Several minor burns later...

They stayed WITHOUT duct tape. Just keep them in until they are too annoying to bear anymore  (read: should my scalp still feel like it is burning?) and...

Aren't you proud of me women in my life?

This is what happens when you put curlers in haphazardly

But....

You can rock anything if you have enough confidence?

Wrong.

Yes, little girl he does look scarier like that. At least I do...

And now we know how to beat all the Zelda games! Look Stephanie you were doing it the hard way.

And I fixed it!!

I present my new hair cut....

Jen Handy failing with glory since 1987.

My poor hair.