How to Apply Make-up Like a Pro

You may have seen the how to videos on youtube sponsored by make-up companies.

GARBAGE!

In these 6 simple steps you will be able to accomplish any look for any time of day!

Step 1: Make sure to have the right tools. Asking an experienced make-up artist could be helpful. But why when you can play with all the fun brushes!?

Step 2: Scope out your canvas. Remember you are a beautiful work of art waiting to be completed.

Step 3: Now cover those hideous problem areas! I'm looking at you clogged pores...

  Let's not forget the unbrushed unibrow!

Step 4: Apply the powder. This is best done in a forceful thrusting motion ignoring all sense of placement. Imagine waging a glittery war on your face! Pain is a sign of victory!

Step 5: Hide from disapproving adults. Get with the times sister GEE WHIZ!

Step 6: Apply your eye shadow. Pick the prettiest color and just go with it. Work it and your confidence will make up for any faux-pax that tried to stand up to your fashion sense! 

 

**Just in case you need to learn by seeing it done instead of by pictures here is a demonstration**

Yes my lovely ladies, follow these tips and your inner beauty will surely shine through every time. 

And voila! Here is the finished product:

 Now wasn't that SO much simpler than those fancy pants professionals make it seem?!